-To take the most flesh off as possible, wear nothing but khakis, slip-on shoes, and a t-shirt. Then, yank the throttle and flip your bike over backwards. The amount of skin removed is directly proportional to the speed you are traveling.
-If you don’t have a lot of wheelie experience and the front wheel is rising at a rate in which you feel that you will flip over backwards, you probably will.
-If you don’t have a lot of endo experience and you want to impress your friends with how high you can pop a stoppie, you will probably flip over forwards.
-If you do not have a lot of twistie experience, and you want to impress your friends with how low you can go in the corners, you will probably lowside.
-Do not try to impress your friends.
-The last thing you want to do while running from the police is wipe out during a gravel-filled low-speed turn.
-Do not put anything on your wounds so that they will heal horribly and you will have “really cool scars” to show all of your friends.
-Use as much sympathy time as possible following the crash.
-If your parents do not know that you have a bike, much less that you flipped it on the highway at 70mph, tell them that you got the wounds when you got into a heated wrestling match with your friend, resulting in that wicked “carpet” burn.
-If you drop your bike at a standstill, pick it up quickly and pretend to examine the kickstand, even if it fell the other way.